Nigel Cooke - Masterchef (2009)

oil on linen, backed with sailcloth

denvermullets:

this is the only time i’m going to even pretend that i’m taking a new year’s resolution seriously.  i last shaved about september 20th (+ or - a day).  1 full year of no trimming.

Re-blogged for evidence.

thekillingtree:

this is for luke.  LOOK AT WHAT YOU ARE LEAVING BEHIND.

also this is the best stage.  right when it starts to get gnarly.  i think this is 8-9 weeks.  LET THE FUN BEGIN.

:’(

If these were the results, wasn’t it all worth it?

libraryland:

jockohomo:

Poets Ranked By Beard Weight - “Poets Ranked by Beard Weight is a classic of Edwardian esoterica, a privately printed leaflet offered by subscription to the informed man of fashion and as a divertissement au courant for reading bins and cocktail tables of parlor cars and libraries and smoking lounges of gentlemen’s clubs” Via the very fine, A Journey Round My Skull - Unhealthy Book Festishism From a Reader, Collector, and Amateur Historian or Forgotten Literature.

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